Subject: Hardwood

Posted on: April 09 2008 @ 10:15 AM
By: cybercolin


I thought i'll pay tribute to my favourite show (*coughs*) by reading my own audio book verison of Torchwood - Hardwood.

"Meet Major Jack Homelessness (the boss), Owhen Harplager (the Doctor and pizza cutter), Tosh Toyota (I.T specialist), Ianto Moans (the tea boy) and then theres Gwen, who doesn't really offer much."

Episode 1 - Figments

"What is inside Major Jack's lunchbox? Can Tosh escape from the Bi-Sexual Apes? Can Owhen find a knife? Will I be sued? Lets find out!"

Apologies for my voice, I've had a sore throat for the last few days but i'm sure you'll be able to understnad me!


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