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Doctor Whoovie
Registered: 04/26/06
Posts: 794
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 Wednesday, November 22 2006 @ 01:05 AM EST |
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Take one drink when
1) There is a swooping aerial shot of Cardiff from a helicopter.
2) Someone delivers or orders a pizza.
3) A main character says "snog" or "snogging"
4) A main character says "shag" or "shagging"
5) A hetrosexual snogging occurs
6) someone says "special ops"
7) you can read "Torchwood" on the side of the "top secret" Torchwood mobile.
8) Rhys Williams phones Gwen, or is used for comedic relief.
Take two drinks when
1) Jack (doesn't) die after being killed
2) Lesbian/gay snogging occurs
3) hetrosexual snogging occurs between two main characters
4) hetrosexual shagging occurs
5) Myfanwy the pterodactyl appears (exclude during titles)
6) anyone takes an alien artifact home without permission
Take three drinks when
1) There is a swooping aerial shot of Jack (or other cast member) astride a Cardiff landmark.
2) A Torchwood member betrays the trust of the rest of the team
3) Lesbian/gay shagging occurs
4) Lesbian/gay snogging between two main characters occurs
4) Hetrosexual shagging between two main characters occurs
5) There is a cover up for the murder/death of a member of the public
6) Anyone refers to sex without resorting to euphamisms like "snogging" and "shagging". NB: F-words don't count.
Take four drinks
1) Lesbian/gay shagging between two main characters occurs
2) A main character get stabbed, shot or otherwise seriously injured or mutilated.
3) A dismembered body part appears on screen
4) There is a direct reference to Doctor Who
Drink the entire bottle when
1) The main characters leave earth
2) The Doctor, the Tardis or genuine companion appear in the episode (not just a body part)
3) An episode ends with no sexual references at all
Throw up when
1) Gwen/Owen snog, shag or even think about it.
The required level of alcohol for the average episode, should definitely alter one's overall Weavel Rating. |
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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed are Kings
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whodovoodoo
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 120
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| Wednesday, November 22 2006 @ 07:13 AM EST |
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Additional :
Take one drink when
9) Tosh gives Owen a knowing look
10) Gwen gives Jack a knowing look
11) Owen gives Gwen a knowing look
12) Jack gives Ianto a knowing look ( can be substitued for an 'evil' if knowing looks are not going spare)
Take two drinks when:
7) Tosh has a good day
8) Whole team wears sunglasses outside on a grey day
9) There is a show horned Americana reference to a) CSI, b) Basketball/Baseball in order to cater to BBC America etc to cater for potential American Network deals
10)There is a shoe horned sterotypical Welsh reference, eg: Millenium Stadium, anything in welsh, rugby, to take full advantage of Cardiff potentially being marketed over in America.
11) Someone/Anyone says something/anything derogatory about London.
12) Someone brandishes an impressive weapon (Owen's ** not included!) and accessorises with a torch.
Take three drinks when:
7) The CGI utterly lets you down
8) There is no CGI in the epiosde
9) Subtle "Who" reference is used knowingly (Can also be interpretted as knowing look between RTD and the Whovians tuning in). Clunking great lady-cybers do not class as subtle.
10) Someone brandishes an impressive weapon (Owen's ** not included!) in a montage.
11) During any montage.
Whole bottle:
4) The Torchwood Blimp takes it's inaugural flight
5) Weevil gives Jack a knowing look
6) Little man from office in Glasgow pops in and after thirty minutes learns the art of the knowing look and leaves to go and grow his own little nest of iniquity in the windy scottish highlands.
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hdutch007
Registered: 12/27/05
Posts: 340
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| Wednesday, November 22 2006 @ 09:40 AM EST |
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[Quote by: Doctor Whoovie]
Drink the entire bottle when
1) The main characters leave earth
2) The Doctor, the Tardis or genuine companion appear in the episode (not just a body part)
3) An episode ends with no sexual references at all
Throw up when
1) Gwen/Owen snog, shag or even think about it.
The required level of alcohol for the average episode, should definitely alter one's overall Weavel Rating. |
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haHA! Best post ever. |
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Heath Holland
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daveac
Registered: 04/12/06
Posts: 2636
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| Wednesday, November 22 2006 @ 11:49 AM EST |
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[Quote by: whodovoodoo] Additional :
Whole bottle:
5) Weevil gives Jack a knowing look
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That's the best one!
Cheers, daveac |
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Doctor Whoovie
Registered: 04/26/06
Posts: 794
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| Wednesday, November 22 2006 @ 07:39 PM EST |
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Drink the entire case when
1) Jack shags the Weevil |
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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed are Kings
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whodovoodoo
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 120
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| Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 05:04 AM EST |
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[Quote by: Doctor Whoovie] Drink the entire case when
1) Jack shags the Weevil |
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That's just plain wrong.
Wrong.
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Archie
Registered: 05/11/06
Posts: 66
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| Thursday, November 23 2006 @ 11:07 AM EST |
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| Thanks Doctor Whoovie - now I need some aspirin and more whisky! God help my liver when the DVD set comes out! |
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Practice acts of random kindness.
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whodovoodoo
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 120
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| Wednesday, December 06 2006 @ 12:34 PM EST |
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[Quote by: whodovoodoo] Additional :
Take one drink when
12) Jack gives Ianto a knowing look ( can be substitued for an 'evil' if knowing looks are not going spare)
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Yes - quoting myself again (bad whodovoodoo) but I wanted to point out with the aid of a little dance
That I spotted the knowing looks between Ianto and Jack BEFORE the stop watch moment. |
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Abersoch
Registered: 11/27/05
Posts: 395
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| Wednesday, December 06 2006 @ 05:11 PM EST |
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What about drinking when:
1.) Ianto looks guilty or vulnerable for no apparent reason.
2.) Owen wears his white coat.
3.) Tosh says/does something that makes her look really uncool and then tries to act normal.
4.) Some unsuspecting soon-to-be victim does something really stupid (generally near the beginning of the episode).
5.) We see a scene featuring the Torchwood crew chilling together in the bat-cave.
6.) Gwen starts worrying about her (now SHAM) relationship with Rhys.
Finish the bottle when:
1.) We see someone's bare bottom (be honest - it's only a matter of time).
2.) Someone says "Torchwood? Who on earth are they? I've never heard of them. They must be ultra-secret." |
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